Newton Romantic Mood

Newton in romantic mood......

Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transferfromOne girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

F irst law:
"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play andbreak the legs of the boy. "

Second law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy andthe direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of thebank balance. "

T hird law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal andopposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.